8/23/2007

Fox Gives Up

Ed Morrissey reports that Fox News Channel has given up waiting for the Dems to drop their feaux righteous indignation, and canceled their scheduled September Presidential debate.

This is disappointing..... But I have a suggestion.

I think that Fox should go ahead with the debate. Take that time you were going to allot for the Democratic Party Debate, and fill it with any empty stage with empty lecterns. Then every few minutes, put a title bar on the screen with different debate topics.

Such as:
"DEMOCRATS PRESENT IDEAS ON WINNING THE WAR" ...crickets...crickets...crickets...
"DEMOCRATS PRESENT IDEAS ON SAVING SOCIAL SECURITY" ...tumbleweeds...
"DEMOCRATS PRESENT IDEAS ON CUTTING PORK” ...cold wind...




1 comment:

Horatio Lust said...

I've proposed this for sometime now with some modifications:

Life-sized cutouts of each candidate behind the podium
Questions are asked to "each candidate", their responses to the other candidates
Add the music from Jeopardy