Census off to a Good Start...Not!

What with ACORN on the case, when I read the Instapundit lede "Census Worker Accused Of Inappropriate Questions", I wasn't envisioning questions of a sexually suggestive nature.

I was expecting something more along the lines of "Do you own any guns?"; "If so, where are your guns, and can I go there and count them?"

-or-

"Who did you vote for in the last election?"

Some questions I am in favor of, which would not doubt be deemed "inappropriate" by those who are running the Census out fo the West Wing:

"Are you an American citizen?" and "If not, are you here legally?"

Hey, I can dream can't I?