Starring Barrack Obama as Darth Vader, and America's Insurance Companies as Lando Calrissian:
"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further..."
Conservative Pundits as Emperor Palpatine on the outcome of Obamacare:
"All is proceeding as I have foreseen..."
Glenn Harlan Reynolds as Han Solo to the RNC's Luke Skywalker:
And a special appearance by Democratic Senators from Red States as the people of Alderaan just before...well, you know...: