Excuse me, Do you speak American?

Apparently, President Obama thinks 'Austrian' is a language.

Perhaps that is why we have always had issues understanding what Arnold Schwarzenegger has been saying....we all thought he was butchering English as a German-speaker. Silly us...he was just speaking his mother tongue, Austrian....

I guess the Austrians had better work fast and invent a language, so that Obama doesn't look bad or uninformed. Ooops, too late....

Update: Apparently the State Department has just put in for a rush delivery on this new product from Rosetta Stone....